A Mother's Day Secret

"I am Livy's biological father. Happy Father's day to me."
"Weird. Who's the mother?"
"You'll never know. Everyone thought it was weird and said it was my fault. But it wasn't my fault."
"Whose fault was it?"
"Livy's biological mother's. Her name is Frisky."
I officially have the weirdest husband ever. Happy Mother's Day to Frisky, wherever she may be.


And happy Mother's Day to my mom. I love you. Thanks for teaching me to love, and showing me it's OK to fall in love with strange men who talk in strange voices to their pets. Preferred, even. You're the best.