Wednesday, February 3, 2010

I am specifically not locking the door right now because if the badmen come and take me away, I want Aaron to know that it's HIS fault because HE left (stomped!) out the door and DIDN'T lock it on his way out! And he left to go to class for umpteen bajillion hours, taking his lunch pail and his grumpy attitude with him, and leaving me 11 pots and pans to clean and a dishwasher to unload and I JUST DON'T WANT TO DO THAT TONIGHT!

SO THERE.

And I'm NOT LOCKING THAT DOOR, EITHER! BECAUSE HE'D BE SAD IF I WAS SNATCHED UP BY SOME CROOKS!

That seems smart, right!!!?????

RIGHT!?

OK, maybe I should just lock the door.

Also, aren't my wedding slippers amazing!?!

2 comments:

Elizabeth said...

"If I WAS snatched up by crooks"? You must be really pissed if you're not properly using the subjunctive mood!

Emily said...

Yikes! It must be the caps lock. Yeah, that's it... :)